Friday, March 4, 2011

YAY LOJACK !!!! DC COPS RECOVER STOLEN LAPTOP !!!

By JC Leahy

Details are sketchy, but the DC Police have apparently recovered the stolen computer that was at the center of the "Keystone Cops" incident.   Fifth District Detective Tony Walls issued a statement today indicating that the laptop was in police custody.  Detective Walls did not return phone calls requesting further details, according to victim Matthew Steehler.

"I want to express my warmest thanks to everyone who helped make this happen!" exclaimed Dr. Steehler.  Police recovery of the computer followed shortly after Councilmember Harry Thomas vowed to discover the cause of a month of police inaction.  Councilmember Thomas had learned of the so-called  "Keystone Cops" incident through this Journal.

"I'm eager to know the details," said Dr. Steehler.  "You know -- whodunnit and whether there will be arrests and prosecutions to follow."  There is no word about the camera that was stolen with the laptop.

"The thing is," said Dr. Steehler, "If someone breaks into your house and steals everything including your laptop, you can probably find everything if you can find the laptop quickly.  For that reason, I was hopeful of recovering both the laptop and the camera."

The key word in the last paragraph is "quickly."

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